Ever wondered if your missus is a lesbian?

[Lucifer Box]

LB, you just had to bring up the war criminal Kirk & his avatar Shatner...

I'm all upset now....

Go and wipe out a few Federation colonies. It will make you feel better. Look, look, he's laughing at you...

[Lucifer Box]

I'll try to avoid eating Shatner, I hear he's full of All Bran.

Guaranteed to make you feel better in two weeks or your money back.

Lucifer in "victim to marketing" mode.

[DaveB]

There are some jammy sods on this board. You lot have bulging bank accounts, big houses (completely paid off) and lovely girlfriends who swing both ways. I hate you all!

'cept what he didnt mention was that the threesome is two blokes and her, not the other way around and not necceserily including him