Reply to: Ever wondered if your missus is a lesbian?

[DaveB]

There are some jammy sods on this board. You lot have bulging bank accounts, big houses (completely paid off) and lovely girlfriends who swing both ways. I hate you all!

'cept what he didnt mention was that the threesome is two blokes and her, not the other way around and not necceserily including him

[Lucifer Box]

I'll try to avoid eating Shatner, I hear he's full of All Bran.

Guaranteed to make you feel better in two weeks or your money back.

Lucifer in "victim to marketing" mode.

[Lucifer Box]

LB, you just had to bring up the war criminal Kirk & his avatar Shatner...

I'm all upset now....

Go and wipe out a few Federation colonies. It will make you feel better. Look, look, he's laughing at you...

[WageSlave]

An ex-girlfriend said she wouldn't mind doing it in a threesome, and yet insisted she was straight.

There are some jammy sods on this board. You lot have bulging bank accounts, big houses (completely paid off) and lovely girlfriends who swing both ways. I hate you all!

[Lucifer Box]

Yummy.

A warrior's drink... and it keeps you regular.

Expect William "Bran Flakes with Yo-Gurt" Shatner to be launching an advertising campaign any day now. I expect he's not too popular with you Gorns is he?

[Lucifer Box]

LB, you haven't lived until you've done it with a Klingon woman... oops, what a giveaway.

Do they taste of prune juice?

[stackpole]

An ex-girlfriend said she wouldn't mind doing it in a threesome, and yet insisted she was straight.

[Lucifer Box]

Perhaps it was a Star Trek club?

[WageSlave]

But last time we went clubbing, she was rather too intimate with some total female stranger, over and above the call of duty.

You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, jammy bastard

Btw, WTF is all this clubbing about??? For feck's sake, what sort of geek goes clubbing? You lot should be deeply ashamed.

[MarillionFan]

I agree with Dim, whenever I've been roasting your missus with Dim she seemed all woman to me. If not a little fat & ugly though.

Mmm. Better give that alibi for Ronaldo while Im at it!

[Lucifer Box]

Mine was until she met me.

Unfortunately she doesn't seem too keen on reverting to previous form in my presence.

[sasguru]

Yeah, you ruined my fantasy

[wc2]

sasaguru,

Your missus is not a lesbian, trust me on that one.

DP

You've spoilt the fun.

Oh yes she is.......

[DimPrawn]

sasaguru,

Your missus is not a lesbian, trust me on that one.

[Joe Black]

PS Dating is an American concept. Over here we shag (or not as the case may be).

Yes, but not on the first date....