Tax return

[BlasterBates]

I've been informed that my tax return is outstanding.

Thats nice of them to say that, I can't wait for their response when I actually send it in...

[Board Game Geek]

Dear Blaster,

According to a memory stick I found on a foreign train, it says that you have both Swiss and German Tax arrangements. It also says you play Oompah ! music. Weird.

So which one is sending you the forms ?

[Churchill]

I shouldn't worry, my tax return was submitted 2 weeks ago.

I telephoned HMRC to ask whether it had been received and how long it would take to process.

The answer was "Yes it has been received and we're currently looking at a FIVE WEEK turnaround time"...

FIVE F**KING WEEKS!!!!!!!!

[BlasterBates]

Dear Blaster,

According to a memory stick I found on a foreign train, it says that you have both Swiss and German Tax arrangements. It also says you play Oompah ! music. Weird.

So which one is sending you the forms ?

:-)

Copied the joke off an internal forum at work.

....you're good, you know I pay German and Swiss tax....jeez I must be crazy.

[Board Game Geek]

BB wrote : ....you're good, you know I pay German and Swiss tax....jeez I must be crazy.

Agreed !