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Tax return

BlasterBates

More fingers than teeth
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I've been informed that my tax return is outstanding.

Thats nice of them to say that, I can't wait for their response when I actually send it in...
:yay:
 
Dear Blaster,

According to a memory stick I found on a foreign train, it says that you have both Swiss and German Tax arrangements. It also says you play Oompah ! music. Weird.

So which one is sending you the forms ?
 
I shouldn't worry, my tax return was submitted 2 weeks ago.

I telephoned HMRC to ask whether it had been received and how long it would take to process.

The answer was "Yes it has been received and we're currently looking at a FIVE WEEK turnaround time"...

FIVE F**KING WEEKS!!!!!!!!:tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:
 
Dear Blaster,

According to a memory stick I found on a foreign train, it says that you have both Swiss and German Tax arrangements. It also says you play Oompah ! music. Weird.

So which one is sending you the forms ?

:-)

Copied the joke off an internal forum at work.

....you're good, you know I pay German and Swiss tax....jeez I must be crazy.

:smile
 

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