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1 April 2009, 06:46

Have there been any in today's papers yet? I did not see any in the Telegraph.
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1 April 2009, 06:47

You certainly got me : very good......
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1 April 2009, 06:53

Well done!

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#5

1 April 2009, 07:15

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Have there been any in today's papers yet? I did not see any in the Telegraph.

Finally found it :-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-UK-homes.html
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#6

1 April 2009, 07:32

Ha ha ha

...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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1 April 2009, 07:34

Dr Pool and Gavin Roach

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1 April 2009, 07:47

"Université de Poisson d'Avril in Paris"

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#9

1 April 2009, 10:21

the scary thing about this is it was so believeable!

This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames
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1 April 2009, 10:33

GMTV did one this morning live Here

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