why am i so horny today?

**EternalOptimist** · 3 February 2009, 08:38

Originally posted by chef View Post

.. because the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress and the aircon is set to arctic..

can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?

Chef

only if it's the ladies

**Ruprect** · 3 February 2009, 08:41

Originally posted by chef View Post

can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?

Of course not! This is what is known in viz parlance as a "Monkey's fag break"

**Grinder** · 3 February 2009, 08:44

Depends how vocal you are during the process. Don't use a noose unless you have a buddy looking out for you.

**Drewster** · 3 February 2009, 09:06

I am fairly sure the true answer is:

... because you are breathing!

although I suspect "..... the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress....." is (inadvertantly) a contributary factor.

**jmo21** · 3 February 2009, 09:43

pics of the girly please!

**Olly** · 3 February 2009, 09:48

I was going to suggest we catch up in Munich soon for a pint and to compare notes. Let's extend the invitation to your work colleagues

I could tell you about the Lufthansa Air hostess and the Air Hostess party we went to...or the Ukrainian erotic masseuses...indeed Munich has a lot to offer.

**chef** · 3 February 2009, 10:39

Originally posted by jmo21 View Post

pics of the girly please!

you see, pretending to mess around with my phone while pointing it directly at said girl may arouse suspicion, so, much as i'd love to, in this case I think it's a perk of the job that's not for sharing, you'll just have to use your imagination

**Churchill** · 3 February 2009, 10:44

Originally posted by chef View Post

you see, pretending to mess around with my phone while pointing it directly at said girl may arouse suspicion, so, much as i'd love to, in this case I think it's a perk of the job that's not for sharing, you'll just have to use your imagination

Was the use of that word a pun?

**Grinder** · 3 February 2009, 10:57

Just pretend you are in a video call holding the phone up in front of you.

why am i so horny today?