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Originally posted by chef View Postyou see, pretending to mess around with my phone while pointing it directly at said girl may arouse suspicion, so, much as i'd love to, in this case I think it's a perk of the job that's not for sharing, you'll just have to use your imagination
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Originally posted by zeitghost
At my age it takes a good deal more than that to get me horny...
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Just pretend you are in a video call holding the phone up in front of you.
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Originally posted by chef View Postyou see, pretending to mess around with my phone while pointing it directly at said girl may arouse suspicion, so, much as i'd love to, in this case I think it's a perk of the job that's not for sharing, you'll just have to use your imagination
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Originally posted by jmo21 View Postpics of the girly please!
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I was going to suggest we catch up in Munich soon for a pint and to compare notes. Let's extend the invitation to your work colleagues
I could tell you about the Lufthansa Air hostess and the Air Hostess party we went to...or the Ukrainian erotic masseuses...indeed Munich has a lot to offer.
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I am fairly sure the true answer is:
... because you are breathing!
although I suspect "..... the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress....." is (inadvertantly) a contributary factor.
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Depends how vocal you are during the process. Don't use a noose unless you have a buddy looking out for you.
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Originally posted by chef View Post.. because the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress and the aircon is set to arctic..
can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?
Chef
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why am i so horny today?
.. because the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress and the aircon is set to arctic..
can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?
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