why am i so horny today?

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juststarting replied

3 February 2009, 14:38
Originally posted by chef View Post

.. because the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress and the aircon is set to arctic..

can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?

Chef

Have you been watching 2 girls and a cup again ?
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thelace replied

3 February 2009, 14:31
Originally posted by chef View Post

you see, pretending to mess around with my phone while pointing it directly at said girl may arouse suspicion, so, much as i'd love to, in this case I think it's a perk of the job that's not for sharing, you'll just have to use your imagination

No team photo?
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BrilloPad replied

3 February 2009, 12:33
Originally posted by zeitghost

At my age it takes a good deal more than that to get me horny...

You mean the lustee?
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chef replied

3 February 2009, 11:32
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Was the use of that word a pun?

you see what i did there
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Grinder replied

3 February 2009, 10:57
Just pretend you are in a video call holding the phone up in front of you.
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Churchill replied

3 February 2009, 10:44
Originally posted by chef View Post

you see, pretending to mess around with my phone while pointing it directly at said girl may arouse suspicion, so, much as i'd love to, in this case I think it's a perk of the job that's not for sharing, you'll just have to use your imagination

Was the use of that word a pun?
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chef replied

3 February 2009, 10:39
Originally posted by jmo21 View Post

pics of the girly please!

you see, pretending to mess around with my phone while pointing it directly at said girl may arouse suspicion, so, much as i'd love to, in this case I think it's a perk of the job that's not for sharing, you'll just have to use your imagination
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Olly replied

3 February 2009, 09:48
I was going to suggest we catch up in Munich soon for a pint and to compare notes. Let's extend the invitation to your work colleagues

I could tell you about the Lufthansa Air hostess and the Air Hostess party we went to...or the Ukrainian erotic masseuses...indeed Munich has a lot to offer.
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jmo21 replied

3 February 2009, 09:43
pics of the girly please!
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Drewster replied

3 February 2009, 09:06
I am fairly sure the true answer is:

... because you are breathing!

although I suspect "..... the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress....." is (inadvertantly) a contributary factor.
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Grinder replied

3 February 2009, 08:44
Depends how vocal you are during the process. Don't use a noose unless you have a buddy looking out for you.
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Ruprect replied

3 February 2009, 08:41
Originally posted by chef View Post

can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?

Of course not! This is what is known in viz parlance as a "Monkey's fag break"
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EternalOptimist replied

3 February 2009, 08:38
Originally posted by chef View Post

.. because the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress and the aircon is set to arctic..

can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?

Chef

only if it's the ladies
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chef started a topic why am i so horny today?

3 February 2009, 08:36
why am i so horny today?

.. because the curvacious blue eyed, long dark haired girl opposite me is wearing a little black dress and the aircon is set to arctic..

can you get escorted off site if you get caught banging one out in trap 3?

Chef
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