Why are southerners such woofters?

[Mich the Tester]

Is it the sub-tropical climate?
The proximity to France?
The latte macchiato?
Shortage of Vimto?
Too many Australians?

[Spacecadet]

Is it the sub-tropical climate?
The proximity to France?
The latte macchiato?
Shortage of Vimto?
Too many Australians?

Both the romans (italians) and the normans (french) invaded from the south of England.
I think this has left the southerners genetically predisposed towards woofterism

[OwlHoot]

A quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.

Look at the huge list towards the bottom - There must be gays on every island and speck of rock up there! In fact there are probably gays "camped" on Rockall.

All goes to show, the further north the more wooftahs there are

[Mich the Tester]

A quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.

Look at the huge list towards the bottom - There must be gays on every island and speck of rock up there! In fact there are probably gays "camped" on Rockall.

All goes to show, the further north the more wooftahs there are

That's Shetland. Just be glad they're shagging humans.

[deano]

I think they watch Coronation Street and think "My God those women are strong up there, I’d be better off down here with my nice friend Elton and his Phillipino boy”

Whereas us real men know how to control the northern lasses.

I guess the best analogy is they are “driving” (what!, where?) nice little Fiats, whilst we are living on the edge in Ferrari Enzo’s, getting the best but aware that we might be killed at any second. (Of course the analogy breaks down when discussing lose back-ends!)

[Spacecadet]

why is this in Light relief and the anti northern thread isn't??

[Mich the Tester]

why is this in Light relief and the anti northern thread isn't??

They're sensitive, those woofters.

[Spacecadet]

Always amazes me how the word association thread stays in general

[TimberWolf]

[zara_backdog]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...f-brother.html

Does this answer the orginal question ?