Reply to: Why are southerners such woofters?

[Joe1978]

Exactlly!

[Churchill]

its the churchill's antiseabrookscrispsism syndrome coupled with chronic hypopeasepuddingitis

terrible business

BTW, you do know that Churchill was MP for Oldham, don't you?

[Joe1978]

Quite right

[Churchill]

its the churchill's antiseasbrookscripsism syndrome coupled with chronic hypopeasepuddingitis

terrible business

antiseasbrookscrispsism

Shirley?

[lightng]

A quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.

Well southerners have to holiday somewhere.

[Joe1978]

its the churchill's antiseasbrookscripsism syndrome coupled with chronic hypopeasepuddingitis

terrible business

[zara_backdog]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...f-brother.html

Does this answer the orginal question ?

[TimberWolf]

[Spacecadet]

Always amazes me how the word association thread stays in general

[Mich the Tester]

why is this in Light relief and the anti northern thread isn't??

They're sensitive, those woofters.

[Spacecadet]

why is this in Light relief and the anti northern thread isn't??

[deano]

I think they watch Coronation Street and think "My God those women are strong up there, I’d be better off down here with my nice friend Elton and his Phillipino boy”

Whereas us real men know how to control the northern lasses.

I guess the best analogy is they are “driving” (what!, where?) nice little Fiats, whilst we are living on the edge in Ferrari Enzo’s, getting the best but aware that we might be killed at any second. (Of course the analogy breaks down when discussing lose back-ends!)

[Mich the Tester]

A quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.

Look at the huge list towards the bottom - There must be gays on every island and speck of rock up there! In fact there are probably gays "camped" on Rockall.

All goes to show, the further north the more wooftahs there are

That's Shetland. Just be glad they're shagging humans.

[OwlHoot]

A quick search turned up this Shetland Island gay dating service, and you can't get much further north than that.

Look at the huge list towards the bottom - There must be gays on every island and speck of rock up there! In fact there are probably gays "camped" on Rockall.

All goes to show, the further north the more wooftahs there are

[Spacecadet]

Is it the sub-tropical climate?
The proximity to France?
The latte macchiato?
Shortage of Vimto?
Too many Australians?

Both the romans (italians) and the normans (french) invaded from the south of England.
I think this has left the southerners genetically predisposed towards woofterism