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    my Bum's just been sick

    Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav. Blooming dodgy kfc is getting the colonels revenge on me.

    Its a small office with three people, hope nobody realises it was me





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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    No Need.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      They'll probably figure it out EO...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #4
        GIGO - you only have yourself to blame...

        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav. Blooming dodgy kfc is getting the colonels revenge on me.

          Its a small office with three people, hope nobody realises it was me





          kfc - don't go there

          almost anything else is better
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #6
            Thanks for sharing that.

            I think I preferred it when your FRiday thread was a story (hint hint) ......

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              No Need.
              WHS

              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav. Blooming dodgy kfc is getting the colonels revenge on me.

                Its a small office with three people, hope nobody realises it was me





                You do seem to be one of life's Sith Lords of Diarrhoea.

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                  #9
                  did it come out with the sound of a machine gun?
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    did it come out with the sound of a machine gun?
                    no. more like a flock of pigeons taking off




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                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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