Reply to: my Bum's just been sick

[EternalOptimist]

Some come here to sit and think
Some come to play and wonder
But I come here to sh!t and stink
And fart like fookin' thunder

Although I hate it when my threads get dragged down, now that it's down here I will add a ditty I read on a wall when I was a kid at school

it's no use standing on the seat
the crabs in here can jump six feet
and if you think that very high
look next door, the b@stards fly

[lightng]

OOH - you have THE Avatar, as your avatar!

Did you watch all 3 series?

LOL. Watched about 1/2 of them. Have to get the boxed set ... for the kids of course.

[Pogle]

OOH - you have THE Avatar, as your avatar!

Did you watch all 3 series?

[lightng]

If you want to sh*t with ease,
put your hands upon your knees,
then you give a gentle squeeze,
out it comes like lemon cheese.



Entered a poetry competition with this but only came turd.

[Pogle]

What a load of crap

[ratewhore]

CUK at it's best, 3 pages on the shits.

Gentlemen, I salute you...

[voodooflux]

Just spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes glued to the lav.

There's a lot of that about.

[DiscoStu]

Standards on this board have really gone down the pan.

[Fishface]

no. more like a flock of pigeons taking off

...and look like a flock of sparrows

[Spacecadet]

When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

[Chugnut]

This thread is just going to run and run...

Yes, maybe we should keep a log?

<Toilet humour overload>
EO, did you have to stick your finger down your "throat" to initiate sickness?
</Toilet humour overload>

Sorry, everyone...

[BrianSnail]

This thread is just going to run and run...

[BrilloPad]

So the office bog paper....is it?

soft, strong and very long, good enough to wrap the cutest pup in

or

40 grade sandpaper

One of the advantages of working for an IB is top quality bog roll. And they can't give it to the permies only.....

I remember working for the MOD - 40 grade sandpaper would have been softer.

[EternalOptimist]

So the office bog paper....is it?

soft, strong and very long, good enough to wrap the cutest pup in

or

40 grade sandpaper

well, its a bit delicate, but in another thread dodgy said 'struggling today to put my fingers in the right places'

lets just say that I didn't have that problem

[Manic]

So the office bog paper....is it?

soft, strong and very long, good enough to wrap the cutest pup in

or

40 grade sandpaper