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    One for the Ladies....

    Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

    Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???

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      #3
      Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
      Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

      Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???
      Why did they have a machine gun? To mask the sound of the poo? Couldn't they have just coughed loudly?
      Last edited by voodooflux; 15 October 2008, 14:34.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #4
        didn't he notice you on the bog when he burst in?

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          #5
          Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
          Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

          Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #6
            Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
            Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

            Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???
            I dont think he goes in the ladies......

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              #7
              We do our damnedest to make no noise whatsoever.

              This is only if we can't find a time to go when no-one else is with 50 metres of the toilet area.

              This involves folding toilet tissue on water and around bowl...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                We do our damnedest to make no noise whatsoever.

                This is only if we can't find a time to go when no-one else is with 50 metres of the toilet area.

                This involves folding toilet tissue on water and around bowl...
                Do you keep flushing to keep the sound of water running? I believe Japanese toilets provide this as standard.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post

                  This involves folding toilet tissue on water and around bowl...
                  Ahh - The old 'anti splash crash mat' ploy....cunning!
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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