One for the Ladies....

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Bear replied

17 October 2008, 12:53
Originally posted by cojak View Post

This involves folding toilet tissue on water and around bowl...

Ahh - The old 'anti splash crash mat' ploy....cunning!
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BrilloPad replied

17 October 2008, 12:51
Originally posted by cojak View Post

We do our damnedest to make no noise whatsoever.

This is only if we can't find a time to go when no-one else is with 50 metres of the toilet area.

This involves folding toilet tissue on water and around bowl...

Do you keep flushing to keep the sound of water running? I believe Japanese toilets provide this as standard.
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cojak replied

17 October 2008, 12:50
We do our damnedest to make no noise whatsoever.

This is only if we can't find a time to go when no-one else is with 50 metres of the toilet area.

This involves folding toilet tissue on water and around bowl...
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BrilloPad replied

17 October 2008, 08:13
Originally posted by badger7579 View Post

Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???

I dont think he goes in the ladies......
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ThomasSoerensen replied

17 October 2008, 08:10
Originally posted by badger7579 View Post

Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???
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DS23 replied

15 October 2008, 14:31
didn't he notice you on the bog when he burst in?
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voodooflux replied

15 October 2008, 14:30
Originally posted by badger7579 View Post

Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???

Why did they have a machine gun? To mask the sound of the poo? Couldn't they have just coughed loudly?

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LEX200 replied

15 October 2008, 14:27
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badger7579 started a topic One for the Ladies....

15 October 2008, 13:51
One for the Ladies....

Sorry I know this is a bit base but I need to know. I’ve just had the unpleasant experience of being in the loo as someone bursts in slams the trap door shut and proceeds to empty last nights curry (presumably) to the sound of machine gun fire

Do the Ladies have this to put up with this???
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