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    The Mayor of New Orleans...

    ...has denied rumours that Mardi Gras has been cancelled...

    ...He expects a record number of floats next year!
    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
    You know you'll need us!

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    Quentin Tarantino...

    ...is making a new film based on the New Orleans Disaster...

    It's called Reservoir ****!
    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
    You know you'll need us!

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      #3
      Police...

      The police have confirmed that the 4 black bodies floating face down in a new orleans street may well be the drifters.
      Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
      You know you'll need us!

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        #4
        Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
        It's called Reservoir ****!
        That's terrible....but very funny
        Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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          #5
          *jumps onto karaoke stage, grabs mike*

          There waass a house in Neww Orleans
          They caaaalled the Riiiising Sun
          Where eeeeeveryone wore ahaha-arm-bands,
          Except.
          For poor.
          Old Mum.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            The 1960s pop group "The Animals" have apologised, apparently there isn't a house in New Orleans!!!!

            Spod - In "Aye, thenk you" mode!

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              #7
              Originally posted by cojak
              *jumps onto karaoke stage, grabs mike*

              There waass a house in Neww Orleans
              They caaaalled the Riiiising Sun
              Where eeeeeveryone wore ahaha-arm-bands,
              Except.
              For poor.
              Old Mum.
              Perhaps Wet Wet Wet will do a cover.

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                #8
                Or maybe Katrina and the Waves will do a benefit gig....
                Vieze Oude Man

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                  #9
                  NASA have taken a picture of New Orleans from space.

                  They say it looks like a giant bowl of coco pops

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