The Mayor of New Orleans...

[supremepods]

NASA have taken a picture of New Orleans from space.

They say it looks like a giant bowl of coco pops

[mcquiggd]

Or maybe Katrina and the Waves will do a benefit gig....

[stackpole]

*jumps onto karaoke stage, grabs mike*

There waass a house in Neww Orleans
They caaaalled the Riiiising Sun
Where eeeeeveryone wore ahaha-arm-bands,
Except.
For poor.
Old Mum.

Perhaps Wet Wet Wet will do a cover.

[SupremeSpod]

The 1960s pop group "The Animals" have apologised, apparently there isn't a house in New Orleans!!!!

Spod - In "Aye, thenk you" mode!

[cojak]

*jumps onto karaoke stage, grabs mike*

There waass a house in Neww Orleans
They caaaalled the Riiiising Sun
Where eeeeeveryone wore ahaha-arm-bands,
Except.
For poor.
Old Mum.

[WageSlave]

It's called Reservoir ****!

That's terrible....but very funny

[The Late, Great JC]

Police...

The police have confirmed that the 4 black bodies floating face down in a new orleans street may well be the drifters.

[The Late, Great JC]

Quentin Tarantino...

...is making a new film based on the New Orleans Disaster...

It's called Reservoir ****!

[The Late, Great JC]

...has denied rumours that Mardi Gras has been cancelled...

...He expects a record number of floats next year!