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    #31
    Q Do you know the difference between a kn*b and a chicken leg?

    If the answer is no, then ask "Do you want to come on a picnic"?

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      #32
      You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

      I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #33
        I'm a bird-watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

        Are you an undertaker? Because I have a stiff that needs dealing with urgently
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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