Best Chat up Line (Please note short & interesting thread title)

[Diver]

Chat up lines to help those unlucky in love



You're lucky, with jugs like that you don't need a pretty face.

[BrilloPad]

For a fat lass you don't sweat much (believed to work well in Yorkshire).

[Advocate]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?


/Repeated

[BA to the Stars]

1. Heres 10p, phone your mum and tell her your'e not coming home tonight

2. There is something wrong with your legs - ther'ye not wrapped round my neck

3. Your dress is nice but it would look better on my bedroom floor

4. Grab your coat, you've pulled

I would stress that I have not used these!!

[Advocate]

1. Heres 10p, phone your mum and tell her your'e not coming home tonight

2. There is something wrong with your legs - ther'ye not wrapped round my neck

3. Your dress is nice but it would look better on my bedroom floor

4. Grab your coat, you've pulled

I would stress that I have not used these successfully!!

[voodooflux]

1) Hello, I'm a ventriloquist - can I put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move?

2) As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit.

3) Any f***ing chance?

[voodooflux]

That one in Diver's signature is also a classic!

[KathyWoolfe]

Hi handsome!

[voodooflux]

Hi handsome!

Hi! Oh, you weren't talking to me...

[KathyWoolfe]

Hi! Oh, you weren't talking to me...

I might have been......