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Amy Winehouse wins a new award...

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    Winehouse jibe wins Fringe's funniest gag

    A tasteless jibe at the expense of galactically-talented bouffant platform Amy Winehouse has secured the Edinburgh Fringe festival's funniest gag crown for comedienne Zoe Lyons.

    Lyons entertained the crowds during her Mangled Mantra of the Messed-up Modern Mind show with the winning:

    "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."


    Me! Me!
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        If that was the best gag, I think I'll hold-fire on buying tickets for next year's fringe.

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          #5
          The runner up was from another guy.

          "Most people have skeletons in their closet. David Beckham takes his out in public."
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            The runner up was from another guy.

            "Most people have skeletons in their closet. David Beckham takes his out in public."
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            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
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              I think the good comedians are gigging elsewhere, then.

              e.g. "Overcrowding on your train? I find that by praying to Allah loudly with my rucksack worn across my chest, rather than over my back, I get the whole carriage to myself, generally speaking, in about 5 seconds."
              - Frankie Boyle

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