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Bob Dalek replied

23 August 2008, 14:14
Originally posted by Diver View Post

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I think the good comedians are gigging elsewhere, then.

e.g. "Overcrowding on your train? I find that by praying to Allah loudly with my rucksack worn across my chest, rather than over my back, I get the whole carriage to myself, generally speaking, in about 5 seconds."
- Frankie Boyle
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Diver replied

23 August 2008, 12:55
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

The runner up was from another guy.

"Most people have skeletons in their closet. David Beckham takes his out in public."

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DaveB replied

23 August 2008, 11:45
The runner up was from another guy.

"Most people have skeletons in their closet. David Beckham takes his out in public."
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Bob Dalek replied

22 August 2008, 15:53
If that was the best gag, I think I'll hold-fire on buying tickets for next year's fringe.
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Diver replied

22 August 2008, 15:45
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Xenophon replied

22 August 2008, 15:43
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

"I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

Me! Me!
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DaveB started a topic Amy Winehouse wins a new award...

22 August 2008, 13:11
Amy Winehouse wins a new award...

sort off.

Winehouse jibe wins Fringe's funniest gag

A tasteless jibe at the expense of galactically-talented bouffant platform Amy Winehouse has secured the Edinburgh Fringe festival's funniest gag crown for comedienne Zoe Lyons.

Lyons entertained the crowds during her Mangled Mantra of the Messed-up Modern Mind show with the winning:

"I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."
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