The mind boggles...

[DaveB]

Man banned from sex at love nest

A man has been banned by a court from having sex with his partner at her home after keeping neighbours awake with loud shouting and banging in the night.

[oracleslave]

I was eternally grateful that the semi next door to my ex-gf's was empty at the time... she's another one who could howl for England....

Stop boasting

[Spacecadet]

Stop boasting

start roasting

[Diver]

I used to have a girlfriend who screamed a lot when I had sex with her.


Well, when I say Girlfriend........................................

[EternalOptimist]

Ah, those were the days... at least I knew I was doing something right...

You small time sh@g-meister. My ex wife was putty in my hands, she could howl and moan and heavy breathe for hours. I hardly had to touch her, just being there with my Adonis figure and perfect touch.

Felt like a bit of a twat when I found out she had bad asthma

[argoran]

isn't there a human rights violation with that court order or something? sounds pretty harsh - that must be hard for the poor fella - how can he get relief ?