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argoran replied

17 August 2008, 20:33
isn't there a human rights violation with that court order or something? sounds pretty harsh - that must be hard for the poor fella - how can he get relief ?
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EternalOptimist replied

17 August 2008, 17:32
Originally posted by zeitghost

Ah, those were the days... at least I knew I was doing something right...

You small time sh@g-meister. My ex wife was putty in my hands, she could howl and moan and heavy breathe for hours. I hardly had to touch her, just being there with my Adonis figure and perfect touch.

Felt like a bit of a twat when I found out she had bad asthma
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Diver replied

15 August 2008, 21:05
I used to have a girlfriend who screamed a lot when I had sex with her.

Well, when I say Girlfriend........................................
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Spacecadet replied

15 August 2008, 14:13
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Stop boasting

start roasting
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oracleslave replied

15 August 2008, 14:07
Originally posted by zeitghost

I was eternally grateful that the semi next door to my ex-gf's was empty at the time... she's another one who could howl for England....

Stop boasting
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DaveB started a topic The mind boggles...

15 August 2008, 08:59
The mind boggles...

Man banned from sex at love nest

A man has been banned by a court from having sex with his partner at her home after keeping neighbours awake with loud shouting and banging in the night.
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