When do old people stop bonking?

[BrilloPad]

It is like a wink, but with bells and whistles.

ahh! you mean sex!

well I notice that these days when young people have sex, it tends to make the newspapers. this must be because it is rare.

in my day it was so common it was never worth reporting.

Mind you, I am far far too old for sex now. And all the above could be wrong - my memory is not what it was...

[Advocate]

I can hear a sound like the rustling of dried leaves....

[Xenophon]

Are you some sort of pot noodle eating morris dancer?

Pervert!

Hehe. Even I'm not that kinky.

[kevlong]

Define old?

Kevlong

[oracleslave]

Define old?

Kevlong

How old are you?

[BrilloPad]

Define old?

Kevlong

when you stop bonking

HTH