When do old people stop bonking?

**Lucy** · 23 April 2008, 12:19

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Any Grandads/Grannies out there that still enjoy folding themselves into one another and embracing eachother and feeling the all-encompassing rush as you shudder to orgasm?

Anyone?

Where is the vomit smiley?

**Xenophon** · 23 April 2008, 12:20

Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Where is the vomit smiley?

Close enough.

**BrilloPad** · 23 April 2008, 12:27

Well I am nearly 45.

What is a bonk?

**Xenophon** · 23 April 2008, 12:32

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Well I am nearly 45.

What is a bonk?

It is like a wank, but with bells and whistles.

**Pondlife** · 23 April 2008, 12:34

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

It is like a wink, but with bells and whistles.

another (real) person involved

HTH

**Xenophon** · 23 April 2008, 12:35

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

another (real) person involved

HTH

I prefer my description.

**Lucy** · 23 April 2008, 12:35

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

another (real) person involved

HTH

I actually prefer it when the other person is 'unreal'...

Oh dear, that is too 1980's isn't it?

**Pondlife** · 23 April 2008, 12:36

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I prefer my description.

Are you some sort of pot noodle eating morris dancer?

Pervert!

**daviejones** · 23 April 2008, 12:54

Originally posted by Lucy View Post

I actually prefer it when the other person is 'unreal'...

Oh dear, that is too 1980's isn't it?

Unreal, as in rubber doll?

When do old people stop bonking?