When do old people stop bonking? - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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BrilloPad replied

23 April 2008, 18:11
Originally posted by kevlong View Post

Define old?

Kevlong

when you stop bonking

HTH
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oracleslave replied

23 April 2008, 15:28
Originally posted by kevlong View Post

Define old?

Kevlong

How old are you?
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kevlong replied

23 April 2008, 15:22
Define old?

Kevlong
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Xenophon replied

23 April 2008, 13:11
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Are you some sort of pot noodle eating morris dancer?

Pervert!

Hehe. Even I'm not that kinky.
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Advocate replied

23 April 2008, 13:09
I can hear a sound like the rustling of dried leaves....
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BrilloPad replied

23 April 2008, 12:58
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

It is like a wink, but with bells and whistles.

ahh! you mean sex!

well I notice that these days when young people have sex, it tends to make the newspapers. this must be because it is rare.

in my day it was so common it was never worth reporting.

Mind you, I am far far too old for sex now. And all the above could be wrong - my memory is not what it was...
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daviejones replied

23 April 2008, 12:54
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

I actually prefer it when the other person is 'unreal'...

Oh dear, that is too 1980's isn't it?

Unreal, as in rubber doll?
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Pondlife replied

23 April 2008, 12:36
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I prefer my description.

Are you some sort of pot noodle eating morris dancer?

Pervert!
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Lucy replied

23 April 2008, 12:35
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

another (real) person involved

HTH

I actually prefer it when the other person is 'unreal'...

Oh dear, that is too 1980's isn't it?
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Xenophon replied

23 April 2008, 12:35
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

another (real) person involved

HTH

I prefer my description.
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Pondlife replied

23 April 2008, 12:34
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

It is like a wink, but with bells and whistles.

another (real) person involved

HTH
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Xenophon replied

23 April 2008, 12:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Well I am nearly 45.

What is a bonk?

It is like a wank, but with bells and whistles.
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BrilloPad replied

23 April 2008, 12:27
Well I am nearly 45.

What is a bonk?
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Xenophon replied

23 April 2008, 12:20
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Where is the vomit smiley?

Close enough.
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Lucy replied

23 April 2008, 12:19
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Any Grandads/Grannies out there that still enjoy folding themselves into one another and embracing eachother and feeling the all-encompassing rush as you shudder to orgasm?

Anyone?

Where is the vomit smiley?
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