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    Where did sas meet his 'mrs'...

    poll of the day to follow
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    At home, as soon as he put the air in her
    44.44%
    4
    At the airport, as soon as he paid for her
    22.22%
    2
    At the hospital, as soon as he paid for the operation
    22.22%
    2
    sas is and always will be single
    11.11%
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    #2
    You mean someone married him?
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #3
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      You mean someone married him?
      apparently

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        #4
        I voted for the air option - she does talk a lot ...
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          I voted for the air option - she does talk a lot ...
          Ahh, yes, the classic 'wall of words' to avoid intimacy with you.
          Can't imagine why.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            Ahh, yes, the classic 'wall of words' to avoid intimacy with you.
            Can't imagine why.
            Projection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              No Andyw option...
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Projection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?
                That's it sas, you've figured me out. Thanks, I should have saved my money and not gone to rehab.

                They don't call you the 'guru' for nothing.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                  No Andyw option...
                  Surely the following options are also missing

                  ontheshelf.com
                  bitterandlonely.com
                  preopsupport.com
                  chapswithflaps.com

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Projection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?

                    Lucy, you've got male.
                    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                    Feist - I Feel It All
                    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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