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Where did sas meet his 'mrs'...
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Where did sas meet his 'mrs'...
9At home, as soon as he put the air in her44.44%4At the airport, as soon as he paid for her22.22%2At the hospital, as soon as he paid for the operation22.22%2sas is and always will be single11.11%1 -
You mean someone married him?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
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Ahh, yes, the classic 'wall of words' to avoid intimacy with you.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI voted for the air option - she does talk a lot ...
Can't imagine why.Comment
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Projection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?Originally posted by Lucy View PostAhh, yes, the classic 'wall of words' to avoid intimacy with you.
Can't imagine why.Hard Brexit now!
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That's it sas, you've figured me out. Thanks, I should have saved my money and not gone to rehab.Originally posted by sasguru View PostProjection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?
They don't call you the 'guru' for nothing.Comment
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Surely the following options are also missingOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostNo Andyw option...
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostProjection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?
Lucy, you've got male.
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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