Where did sas meet his 'mrs'...

[sasguru]

That's it sas, you've figured me out. Thanks, I should have saved my money and not gone to rehab.

They don't call you the 'guru' for nothing.

Rehab eh? So now I have some psycho nutcase impugning my personal life?

[sasguru]

Lucy, you've got male.

She wishes ....

[oracleslave]

chapswithflaps.com

Am scared to check if that's a real site.

[BrilloPad]

No Andyw option...

SG married to andyw? Who do I feel more sorry for?

[Lucy]

Rehab eh? So now I have some psycho nutcase impugning my personal life?

Yes, wakey! wakey! over three months ago.

I love how you put those little laugh emoticons at the end of your sentences, to let us know when to laugh.

[sasguru]

Yes, wakey! wakey! over three months ago.

I love how you put those little laugh emoticons at the end of your sentences, to let us know when to laugh.

Well I figured as a humourless cow, you needed the help

[Lucy]

Well I figured as a humourless cow, you needed the help

I would rather stab myself in the eyes with blunt scissors than take any kind of help from you.

[PAH]

I would rather stab myself in the eyes with blunt scissors than take any kind of help from you.

That's certainly an eye opener.

[Moose423956]

Isn't this supposed to be Light Relief?

[PAH]

Isn't this supposed to be Light Relief?

Forgot the popcorn?