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Previously on "Where did sas meet his 'mrs'..."

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Isn't this supposed to be Light Relief?

    Forgot the popcorn?

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  • Moose423956
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    Isn't this supposed to be Light Relief?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I would rather stab myself in the eyes with blunt scissors than take any kind of help from you.

    That's certainly an eye opener.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Well I figured as a humourless cow, you needed the help

    I would rather stab myself in the eyes with blunt scissors than take any kind of help from you.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Yes, wakey! wakey! over three months ago.

    I love how you put those little laugh emoticons at the end of your sentences, to let us know when to laugh.
    Well I figured as a humourless cow, you needed the help

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Rehab eh? So now I have some psycho nutcase impugning my personal life?
    Yes, wakey! wakey! over three months ago.

    I love how you put those little laugh emoticons at the end of your sentences, to let us know when to laugh.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    No Andyw option...
    SG married to andyw? Who do I feel more sorry for?

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    chapswithflaps.com
    Am scared to check if that's a real site.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Lucy, you've got male.
    She wishes ....

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    That's it sas, you've figured me out. Thanks, I should have saved my money and not gone to rehab.

    They don't call you the 'guru' for nothing.
    Rehab eh? So now I have some psycho nutcase impugning my personal life?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Projection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?

    Lucy, you've got male.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    No Andyw option...
    Surely the following options are also missing

    ontheshelf.com
    bitterandlonely.com
    preopsupport.com
    chapswithflaps.com

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Projection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?
    That's it sas, you've figured me out. Thanks, I should have saved my money and not gone to rehab.

    They don't call you the 'guru' for nothing.

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  • Xenophon
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    No Andyw option...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Ahh, yes, the classic 'wall of words' to avoid intimacy with you.
    Can't imagine why.
    Projection again? Aren't you the one who admitted in another thread you were looking for "meaningless sex"?

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