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Im Fat Im Round Im Bouncing On The Ground

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    Im Fat Im Round Im Bouncing On The Ground

    BumFluff, BumFluff

    #2
    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    BumFluff, BumFluff

    Have you been to the pub?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      Have you been to the pub?
      It's still open. He hasn't drunk enough.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        Have you been to the pub?
        Why should being a bit drunk be something to be ashamed of?

        I will not stand by and let these american presbeterian ideas take hold in this country.

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          #5
          Question is - who was buying Bumfluff?

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            #6
            comma omitted intentionally

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              #7
              A beach ball?
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it I am get fat and round though and my hair is starting to go, I caught a glimpse of myself in a window today and didnt recognise myself, worse thing is I used to care and go the gym etc but for some reason I just dont care anymore I dont understand, I want to care but I dont. What happened to my youth I wonder BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years too early mode Im 32

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                  Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it I am get fat and round though, caught a glimpse of myself in a window today and didnt recognise myself, what happened to my youth BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years to early mode
                  While you are feeling happy go and give some microcredit to www.kiva.org see my post

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                    Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it
                    That Carlsberg Export is a bad as gin for making you maudlin. Stick to real beer. Then you can drink, get fat, go bald, etc. but feel OK with the world too.

                    10 million geezers can't be wrong.



                    HTH
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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