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Previously on "Im Fat Im Round Im Bouncing On The Ground"

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Is midlife classed as 40 something then?

    Phew, got a few years left to plan mine properly.
    Hell no i don;t expect to be mid-life until I'm at least 60!!!

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years too early mode Im 32

    Is midlife classed as 40 something then?

    Phew, got a few years left to plan mine properly.

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  • DimPrawn
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    The wife:

    "What the hell do you think you are doing coming home from the pub half drunk?"



    Me:

    "I ran out of money"



    (the old ones are the best)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    BumFluff, BumFluff
    threaded, surely?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it
    That Carlsberg Export is a bad as gin for making you maudlin. Stick to real beer. Then you can drink, get fat, go bald, etc. but feel OK with the world too.

    10 million geezers can't be wrong.



    HTH

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it I am get fat and round though, caught a glimpse of myself in a window today and didnt recognise myself, what happened to my youth BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years to early mode
    While you are feeling happy go and give some microcredit to www.kiva.org see my post

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  • Bumfluff
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    Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it I am get fat and round though and my hair is starting to go, I caught a glimpse of myself in a window today and didnt recognise myself, worse thing is I used to care and go the gym etc but for some reason I just dont care anymore I dont understand, I want to care but I dont. What happened to my youth I wonder BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years too early mode Im 32

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  • Diver
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    A beach ball?

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  • lexington_spurs
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    comma omitted intentionally

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  • lexington_spurs
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    Question is - who was buying Bumfluff?

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Have you been to the pub?
    Why should being a bit drunk be something to be ashamed of?

    I will not stand by and let these american presbeterian ideas take hold in this country.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Have you been to the pub?
    It's still open. He hasn't drunk enough.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    BumFluff, BumFluff

    Have you been to the pub?

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  • Bumfluff
    started a topic Im Fat Im Round Im Bouncing On The Ground

    Im Fat Im Round Im Bouncing On The Ground

    BumFluff, BumFluff
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