Im Fat Im Round Im Bouncing On The Ground

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Ardesco replied

20 March 2008, 11:01
Originally posted by PAH View Post

Is midlife classed as 40 something then?

Phew, got a few years left to plan mine properly.

Hell no i don;t expect to be mid-life until I'm at least 60!!!
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PAH replied

20 March 2008, 10:45
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years too early mode Im 32

Is midlife classed as 40 something then?

Phew, got a few years left to plan mine properly.
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DimPrawn replied

20 March 2008, 10:17
The wife:

"What the hell do you think you are doing coming home from the pub half drunk?"

Me:

"I ran out of money"

(the old ones are the best)
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TheFaQQer replied

20 March 2008, 10:12
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

BumFluff, BumFluff

threaded, surely?
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BrowneIssue replied

20 March 2008, 06:44
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it

That Carlsberg Export is a bad as gin for making you maudlin. Stick to real beer. Then you can drink, get fat, go bald, etc. but feel OK with the world too.

10 million geezers can't be wrong.

HTH
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Lucy replied

19 March 2008, 23:14
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it I am get fat and round though, caught a glimpse of myself in a window today and didnt recognise myself, what happened to my youth BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years to early mode

While you are feeling happy go and give some microcredit to www.kiva.org see my post
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Bumfluff replied

19 March 2008, 23:13
Ive had a few usually drink Carlsberg but went for Carlsberg Export tonight think thats what did it I am get fat and round though and my hair is starting to go, I caught a glimpse of myself in a window today and didnt recognise myself, worse thing is I used to care and go the gym etc but for some reason I just dont care anymore I dont understand, I want to care but I dont. What happened to my youth I wonder BumFluff in midlife crisis 10 years too early mode Im 32
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Diver replied

19 March 2008, 22:46
A beach ball?
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lexington_spurs replied

19 March 2008, 22:45
comma omitted intentionally
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lexington_spurs replied

19 March 2008, 22:44
Question is - who was buying Bumfluff?
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Gonzo replied

19 March 2008, 22:40
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Have you been to the pub?

Why should being a bit drunk be something to be ashamed of?

I will not stand by and let these american presbeterian ideas take hold in this country.
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SueEllen replied

19 March 2008, 22:34
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Have you been to the pub?

It's still open. He hasn't drunk enough.
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Lucy replied

19 March 2008, 22:33
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

BumFluff, BumFluff

Have you been to the pub?
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19 March 2008, 22:27
Im Fat Im Round Im Bouncing On The Ground

BumFluff, BumFluff
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