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classics usually are old.....Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIt is a classic. Old, but classic.
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Thanks Kathy. I was trying to be nice and not take the mick. Then you come in and take the mick out of me!Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postclassics usually are old.....
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That wasn't taking the mick......I thought it was just logical - you very rarely get "young" classics.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostThanks Kathy. I was trying to be nice and not take the mick. Then you come in and take the mick out of me!
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Very logical and quite right.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostThat wasn't taking the mick......I thought it was just logical - you very rarely get "young" classics.
Some nice youngish wines are classic-ish these days though. Warmer climes and all that.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Wines are the exception - true, but I can't think of many others.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostVery logical and quite right.
Some nice youngish wines are classic-ish these days though. Warmer climes and all that.
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