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That wasn't taking the mick......I thought it was just logical - you very rarely get "young" classics.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostThanks Kathy. I was trying to be nice and not take the mick. Then you come in and take the mick out of me!
Last edited by KathyWoolfe; 7 March 2008, 15:07.
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classics usually are old.....Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIt is a classic. Old, but classic.
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The Plan
- In the beginning was the Plan, and the Plan contained Assumptions;
- And the Assumptions were without form, and void; and the Plan had no substance; and darkness was upon the face of the Employees.
- And the Employees went unto their Team Leader and said: It is a Crock of $#|7, and it Stinketh.
- And the Team Leader went unto the Project Manager and said: It is a Pail of Dung, and the stench thereof is unbearable.
- And the Project Manager went unto the Head of Department and said: It is a Vessel of Excrement and Smelleth such that none may abide it.
- And the Head of Department went unto the Director of Division and said: It is a Container of Fertiliser, and none may endure its Strength.
- And the Director of Division went unto the Chairman and said: It containeth that which aideth Plant Growth, and it waxeth exceedingly powerful.
- And the Chairman went unto the BOARD and said: Behold, the Plan hath great Power to promote Growth in our business.
- And the Plan became Policy, and the BOARD saw that it was good.
- But among the Employees there was weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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