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    The Plan

    1. In the beginning was the Plan, and the Plan contained Assumptions;
    2. And the Assumptions were without form, and void; and the Plan had no substance; and darkness was upon the face of the Employees.
    3. And the Employees went unto their Team Leader and said: It is a Crock of $#|7, and it Stinketh.
    4. And the Team Leader went unto the Project Manager and said: It is a Pail of Dung, and the stench thereof is unbearable.
    5. And the Project Manager went unto the Head of Department and said: It is a Vessel of Excrement and Smelleth such that none may abide it.
    6. And the Head of Department went unto the Director of Division and said: It is a Container of Fertiliser, and none may endure its Strength.
    7. And the Director of Division went unto the Chairman and said: It containeth that which aideth Plant Growth, and it waxeth exceedingly powerful.
    8. And the Chairman went unto the BOARD and said: Behold, the Plan hath great Power to promote Growth in our business.
    9. And the Plan became Policy, and the BOARD saw that it was good.
    10. But among the Employees there was weeping and gnashing of teeth.

    #2
    It is a classic. Old, but classic.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      It is a classic. Old, but classic.
      classics usually are old.....
      It's Deja-vu all over again!

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        #4
        Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
        classics usually are old.....
        Thanks Kathy. I was trying to be nice and not take the mick. Then you come in and take the mick out of me!

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Thanks Kathy. I was trying to be nice and not take the mick. Then you come in and take the mick out of me!

          That wasn't taking the mick......I thought it was just logical - you very rarely get "young" classics.
          Last edited by KathyWoolfe; 7 March 2008, 15:07.
          It's Deja-vu all over again!

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            #6
            Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
            That wasn't taking the mick......I thought it was just logical - you very rarely get "young" classics.
            Very logical and quite right.

            Some nice youngish wines are classic-ish these days though. Warmer climes and all that.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #7
              Ah! this must be the stalking thread they are all on about
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Very logical and quite right.

                Some nice youngish wines are classic-ish these days though. Warmer climes and all that.
                Wines are the exception - true, but I can't think of many others.
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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