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    I think that last one should get out of there fast before an alligator comes.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      I think that last one should get out of there fast before an alligator comes.
      Indeed, she's in danger of being eaten
      Coffee's for closers

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        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        I think that last one should get out of there fast before an alligator comes.
        I'm not sure that human females have that effect on alligators, but correct me if I'm wrong.

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          Originally posted by dang65 View Post
          I'm not sure that human females have that effect on alligators, but correct me if I'm wrong.
          They do on some lizards.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by Toolpusher
            too much lippy ?
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              Originally posted by Toolpusher
              WoW!!!!!
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Toolpusher
                Oh dear. Time to clear the cache and history...
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Really NSFW or NSWE
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Ex-Mrs HAB is looking well. I was wondering how she was getting on.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                      Originally posted by Toolpusher
                      Alarm! Reject! Scary belly-button alert! Scary appendix scar alert! Dodgy Nicotinelle patch on right breast alert!

                      Edit: and... is that an Adam's apple?
                      Last edited by RichardCranium; 15 January 2010, 22:20.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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