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    #id
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I really do not see any demand for such software; the manual process is fine.
    And more enjoyable

    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Oh dear. Having a 'Pictures of Lily' issue?
    What does that even mean?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #id
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      What does that even mean?
      Pictures of Lily was a song by The Who.

      I was about 14 when my big bruvva told me what it was about.
      I used to wake up in the morning
      I used to feel so bad
      I got so sick of having sleepless nights
      I went and told my dad

      He said, 'Son now here's some little something'
      And stuck them on my wall
      And now my nights ain't quite so lonely
      In fact I, I don't feel bad at all

      Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
      Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
      Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
      Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright

      Pictures of Lily
      Lily, oh Lily
      Lily, oh Lily
      Pictures of Lily

      And then one day things weren't quite so fine
      I fell in love with Lily
      I asked my dad where Lily I could find
      He said, 'Son, now don't be silly'

      'She's been dead since 1929'
      Oh, how I cried that night
      If only I'd been born in Lily's time
      It would have been alright
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #id
        The song was about Lily Langtree

        http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs...patra_zoom.jpg

        SFW
        Last edited by Diver; 16 December 2009, 14:12.
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #id
          Originally posted by Toolpusher

          Surely those have been photoshopped? If not theres never been a better picture taken in the history of cameras.

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            #id
            Originally posted by Toolpusher
            This ones been around the block a few times!

            Third posting in this thread
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #id
              Originally posted by Toolpusher
              Still a good one though!
              Very good one
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #id
                What no xmas eve bottoms? Anyway, merry thingies to you for your stirling work over the year.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #id
                  Merry Christmas Toolpusher, thanks for all the fun!
                  Still Invoicing

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                    #id
                    NSFA

                    http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...EY%20NIPS2.JPG
                    oxo with Sunday lunch

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                      #id
                      Coooor. I loved that last one.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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