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Pictures of Lily was a song by The Who.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWhat does that even mean?
I was about 14 when my big bruvva told me what it was about.
I used to wake up in the morning
I used to feel so bad
I got so sick of having sleepless nights
I went and told my dad
He said, 'Son now here's some little something'
And stuck them on my wall
And now my nights ain't quite so lonely
In fact I, I don't feel bad at all
Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright
Pictures of Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Pictures of Lily
And then one day things weren't quite so fine
I fell in love with Lily
I asked my dad where Lily I could find
He said, 'Son, now don't be silly'
'She's been dead since 1929'
Oh, how I cried that night
If only I'd been born in Lily's time
It would have been alrightMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Toolpusher
Surely those have been photoshopped? If not theres never been a better picture taken in the history of cameras.Comment
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This ones been around the block a few times!Originally posted by Toolpusher
Third posting in this thread
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Very good oneOriginally posted by ToolpusherStill a good one though!
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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What no xmas eve bottoms? Anyway, merry thingies to you for your stirling work over the year.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Coooor. I loved that last one.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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