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Cojak asked and TP won't do it. It's a do-it-ourselves job I'm afraid.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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okey dokey here goesOriginally posted by Zippy View PostCojak asked and TP won't do it. It's a do-it-ourselves job I'm afraid.Comment
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Fabulous!Originally posted by Toolpusher
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That gets a wow from me. There is something about her.Originally posted by ToolpusherI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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WHSOriginally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostThat gets a wow from me. There is something about her.
Reminds me a bit of:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1226817/mediaindexStill InvoicingComment
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TP: Why don't you just add a NSFW as your signature, that would save a lot of typing.
Sort of
"The above link is NSFW and may contain
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Though I think Xog would still appreciate an
marker as required. So do I BTW. I am a bit ofa bottoms man myself.
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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"So, Mr Toolpusher, how have you kept busy since your last contract?"Originally posted by ToolpusherThanks for the suggestion TLG, but I need to keep my keyboard skills polished while I'm on the bench!
"Copy 'n' pasting from porn sites and typing NSFW lots."
"And how do you see this helping you in your work here at the Equal Opportunities Commission?"
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Two!!! Mmmmmm!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Much better than previous one. I don't know why but if a girl wears glasses it completely spoils her bottom.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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