Originally posted by Toolpusher
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I suspect you have him locked away in your cellar running his searches in return for food.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
I'm not being a smart-arse here but I did a double take with this one as it looked scarily like a woman I dated some years ago.Originally posted by Toolpusher
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It wasn't her.Originally posted by ToolpusherCome on, Menelaus, you can't tell us that and then not tell us what happened!!! Spill the beans. Inquiring minds wanna know!!!!
But - FYI - I did a gig in a Central European country where I met a female named S whose pendulosity and valve placement were remarkably similar (so remarkable as to consider a possible spot-audit, tbh) to those of the female in the picture.
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That one you say looks familiar looks awfully like my son's girlfriend (the face and hair that is).bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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She should dump your son and get some mathematician actionOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostThat one you say looks familiar looks awfully like my son's girlfriend (the face and hair that is).
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostShe should dump your son and get some mathematician action
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Never mind the NSFW. Can we have a code that says if there is any bum or not? I don't want to waste time clicking on stuff that is just tits.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Bah, I clicked anyway to check if you would follow my instructions and what do I see? tits, tits tit. Nice elbow though.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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You want a bum? I can help you there. I'll sort you out as soon as I can find my camera.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBah, I clicked anyway to check if you would follow my instructions and what do I see? tits, tits tit. Nice elbow though.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostNever mind the NSFW. Can we have a code that says if there is any bum or not? I don't want to waste time clicking on stuff that is just tits.Do you remember Geek Code?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBah, I clicked anyway to check if you would follow my instructions and what do I see? tits, tits tit. Nice elbow though.
You could have TT, TT++, B, TB, Br etc.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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