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    Originally posted by Toolpusher
    FG had to go away. I'm his assistant.
    I suspect you have him locked away in your cellar running his searches in return for food.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      Originally posted by Toolpusher
      I'm not being a smart-arse here but I did a double take with this one as it looked scarily like a woman I dated some years ago.

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        Originally posted by Toolpusher
        Come on, Menelaus, you can't tell us that and then not tell us what happened!!! Spill the beans. Inquiring minds wanna know!!!!
        It wasn't her.

        But - FYI - I did a gig in a Central European country where I met a female named S whose pendulosity and valve placement were remarkably similar (so remarkable as to consider a possible spot-audit, tbh) to those of the female in the picture.

        Hair colour / design = check (within a 1-2% tolerance of shade)

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          That one you say looks familiar looks awfully like my son's girlfriend (the face and hair that is).
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            That one you say looks familiar looks awfully like my son's girlfriend (the face and hair that is).
            She should dump your son and get some mathematician action

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              Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
              She should dump your son and get some mathematician action
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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                Never mind the NSFW. Can we have a code that says if there is any bum or not? I don't want to waste time clicking on stuff that is just tits.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  Bah, I clicked anyway to check if you would follow my instructions and what do I see? tits, tits tit. Nice elbow though.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Bah, I clicked anyway to check if you would follow my instructions and what do I see? tits, tits tit. Nice elbow though.
                    You want a bum? I can help you there. I'll sort you out as soon as I can find my camera.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      Never mind the NSFW. Can we have a code that says if there is any bum or not? I don't want to waste time clicking on stuff that is just tits.
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      Bah, I clicked anyway to check if you would follow my instructions and what do I see? tits, tits tit. Nice elbow though.
                      Do you remember Geek Code?

                      You could have TT, TT++, B, TB, Br etc.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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