I saw the farm1 bit and thought waheee! But not a donkey or pig in sight! Bah!
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Won't puppies do?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI saw the farm1 bit and thought waheee! But not a donkey or pig in sight! Bah!Comment
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perfect for a caption competition!!Originally posted by ToolpusherSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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You may as well include a pointer to the "A good reason to watch tennis ..." thread. Blimey.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Eh I'm getting photo not currently available on all those.
Wonder if sites about SQL or XHTML are considered NSFW in brothels?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Works fine for me.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostEh I'm getting photo not currently available on all those.
Wonder if sites about SQL or XHTML are considered NSFW in brothels?Comment
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They work for me ... and now I know what NSFW means!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostEh I'm getting photo not currently available on all those.I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Just to save me time clicking needlessly can posters here please put an abreviation NBT (No Botty Parts) when appropriate? Ta.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Gosh, they all seem very clean to me.
Has anyone else noticed we seem to be entering a new puritan age? Joined a gym recently and all the blokes seem to change by fiddling around under their towels like a bunch of nuns.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Who are you and what have you done with FG. I know you have done something because you have nicked his search engine.Originally posted by ToolpusherI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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