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The TPD-Holiday-in-General thread
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Trust you sods to do this on five-a-side night.
May the norovirus strike you all downmy ferret is your ferretComment
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...and off to Light Relief we go
Good thing I noticed, or I would have gone to the wrong thread coming backComment
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Originally posted by ferret View Post
Trust you sods to do this on five-a-side night.
May the norovirus strike you all down
Banana?Comment
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Thanks but I prefer an apple or two this time of night. Crushed and fermented and left in the backyard to chill.my ferret is your ferretComment
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Oops. I think our visas have expired.
"Flight TPD1 for Light Relief departing from gate number 76. Would any remaining passengers please embark the aeroplane immediately. Thank you."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOops. I think our visas have expired.
"Flight TPD1 for Light Relief departing from gate number 76. Would any remaining passengers please embark the aeroplane immediately. Thank you."Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGo on then!!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post**** - how did I get a hotel with a load of English lager louts????
Seems a bit rowdy here
I seem to have a whole bottle of Dom Perignon here
Rather a lot for one - don't you think?
Care to join me? I have some strawberries on the way - they should compliment the champagneSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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