The TPD-Holiday-in-General thread

[cailin maith]

Good Evening

Seems a bit rowdy here

I seem to have a whole bottle of Dom Perignon here

Rather a lot for one - don't you think?

Care to join me? I have some strawberries on the way - they should compliment the champagne

I'm there!!!

[NickFitz]

Can newbies join in?

I've brought some slabs of lager, if that's OK?

Hi MM, welcome

Sorry you got held up by the moderation system - still, you avoided all the hassle of being deported to Light Relief

[NickFitz]

Good Evening

Seems a bit rowdy here

I seem to have a whole bottle of Dom Perignon here

Rather a lot for one - don't you think?

Care to join me? I have some strawberries on the way - they should compliment the champagne

complement

And get your paws off my wheelbarrow...

[Diver]

God I hate these package holidays

Chavs everywhere

[Bear]

**** - how did I get a hotel with a load of English lager louts????

Good Evening

Seems a bit rowdy here

I seem to have a whole bottle of Dom Perignon here

Rather a lot for one - don't you think?

Care to join me? I have some strawberries on the way - they should compliment the champagne

[Bear]

Go on then!!

Ahem

[cailin maith]

Oops. I think our visas have expired.

"Flight TPD1 for Light Relief departing from gate number 76. Would any remaining passengers please embark the aeroplane immediately. Thank you."

Have we been deported?

[BrowneIssue]

Oops. I think our visas have expired.

"Flight TPD1 for Light Relief departing from gate number 76. Would any remaining passengers please embark the aeroplane immediately. Thank you."

[ferret]

Thanks but I prefer an apple or two this time of night. Crushed and fermented and left in the backyard to chill.

[NickFitz]

Trust you sods to do this on five-a-side night.

May the norovirus strike you all down

Sorry, ferret

Banana?