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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Good Evening

    Seems a bit rowdy here

    I seem to have a whole bottle of Dom Perignon here

    Rather a lot for one - don't you think?

    Care to join me? I have some strawberries on the way - they should compliment the champagne
    I'm there!!!

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by MirrorMe View Post
    Can newbies join in?

    I've brought some slabs of lager, if that's OK?
    Hi MM, welcome

    Sorry you got held up by the moderation system - still, you avoided all the hassle of being deported to Light Relief

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Good Evening

    Seems a bit rowdy here

    I seem to have a whole bottle of Dom Perignon here

    Rather a lot for one - don't you think?

    Care to join me? I have some strawberries on the way - they should compliment the champagne
    complement

    And get your paws off my wheelbarrow...

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  • Diver
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    God I hate these package holidays

    Chavs everywhere

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    **** - how did I get a hotel with a load of English lager louts????
    Good Evening

    Seems a bit rowdy here

    I seem to have a whole bottle of Dom Perignon here

    Rather a lot for one - don't you think?

    Care to join me? I have some strawberries on the way - they should compliment the champagne

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Go on then!!
    Ahem

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Oops. I think our visas have expired.

    "Flight TPD1 for Light Relief departing from gate number 76. Would any remaining passengers please embark the aeroplane immediately. Thank you."
    Have we been deported?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Oops. I think our visas have expired.

    "Flight TPD1 for Light Relief departing from gate number 76. Would any remaining passengers please embark the aeroplane immediately. Thank you."

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  • ferret
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    Thanks but I prefer an apple or two this time of night. Crushed and fermented and left in the backyard to chill.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post


    Trust you sods to do this on five-a-side night.

    May the norovirus strike you all down
    Sorry, ferret

    Banana?

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