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Giving it a shake

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    Giving it a shake

    Anyone else find they have to give their willy a big shake upon urination completion? Seems my willy is so long and thick that it can store enough fluid to sustain a small African town upon relief. I suppose you short willy types don't have this problem.

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    Anyone else find they have to give their willy a big shake upon urination completion?
    I am sure FreeWilly would be able to answer this one - apparently he did it all.

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      #3
      I know the problem... i need to give it a shake after a piss..sometimes even a few sheeets of toilet paper are reqired to mop up the mini swimming pool formed by my foreskin...

      feel glad I shared that all with you! :rolleyes

      OBL

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        #4
        Sounds like you need 'tena lady'


        www.tena.co.uk/


        'The most commonly experienced type of bladder weakness by men is a continuous dripping. This is often caused by a swollen prostate impeding the passage of the urine when urinating. As a result the bladder is not completely emptied. '

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          #5
          nahh ..nothing like that...its just too bloody big.

          OBL

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            #6
            Thanks OBL - I feel better knowing I am not alone. At least the contractoruk forum can boast two well-endowed males!

            The thing is you can't give it a good shake if standing at an urinal next to someone - unless they are smaller than you. You don't read about these problems in Men's magazines.

            Speaking of which - the latest sex position much talked about in girlie mags is the starfish. Basically, the girl has to do @#%$ all whilst the man has to have a body made of rubber and as strong as steel. Bloody heck - it looks complicated.

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              #7
              Sounds like you need ........

              ... help with your prostate problem.

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                #8
                If it's so big why are you called 'Is it over?':lol

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                  #9
                  Got any pictures or diagrams Isitover ..might be worth a try...ever tryed the kamasutra..many positions in there , only problem is position 102 is the same as position 75 ...except you have your fingêrs crossed :rolleyes

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                    #10
                    If it's so big why are you called 'Is it over?'
                    :rollin

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