Anyone else find they have to give their willy a big shake upon urination completion? Seems my willy is so long and thick that it can store enough fluid to sustain a small African town upon relief. I suppose you short willy types don't have this problem.
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I am sure FreeWilly would be able to answer this one - apparently he did it all.Anyone else find they have to give their willy a big shake upon urination completion?
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I know the problem... i need to give it a shake after a piss..sometimes even a few sheeets of toilet paper are reqired to mop up the mini swimming pool formed by my foreskin...
feel glad I shared that all with you! :rolleyes
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Sounds like you need 'tena lady'
www.tena.co.uk/
'The most commonly experienced type of bladder weakness by men is a continuous dripping. This is often caused by a swollen prostate impeding the passage of the urine when urinating. As a result the bladder is not completely emptied. 'Comment
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Thanks OBL - I feel better knowing I am not alone. At least the contractoruk forum can boast two well-endowed males!
The thing is you can't give it a good shake if standing at an urinal next to someone - unless they are smaller than you. You don't read about these problems in Men's magazines.
Speaking of which - the latest sex position much talked about in girlie mags is the starfish. Basically, the girl has to do @#%$ all whilst the man has to have a body made of rubber and as strong as steel. Bloody heck - it looks complicated.Comment
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Got any pictures or diagrams Isitover ..might be worth a try...ever tryed the kamasutra..many positions in there , only problem is position 102 is the same as position 75 ...except you have your fingêrs crossed :rolleyesComment
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