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Giving it a shake

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    #11
    ... help with your prostate problem.
    Did worry and wonder about that but it is common apparently with men with big willies - You think about it for a moment and consider the amount of fluid that a willy can hold in it... then times that by the number of men wandering around the country at this minute. No wonder there is a water shortage.

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      #12
      Moved to 'light relief' - well, it is a 'relief' of sorts

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        #13
        Is It ...I think you are getting all worked up over a wee problem.

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          #14
          wee problem

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            #15
            Have you noticed that petrol pumps always spill a few drops after you've finished pressing the trigger? Your hose must have been designed by the same man.

            The sphincter muscle the pinches the urethra muscle closed is about eight inches from the tip of your penis, so some urine is trapped in front of it. If a few shakes doesn't prevent your from dotting your trousers, you can use a technique called urethal milking.

            Simply run your finger along the underside of your penis to force out any remaining liquid. A study in the British Journal of Urology found that this little trick reduced post-pee dribble by nearly 30 percent.

            These guys can help

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              #16
              darmstadt - that is both interesting and, pardon the pun, relieving to read. Thanks.

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                #17
                milkshake

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                give their willy a big shake upon urination completion
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                So does your weewee turn white when you do this?


                Capn in "Someone had to ask" mode

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                  #18
                  Re: milkshake

                  The problem I see with this is:

                  Simply run your finger along the underside of your penis to force out any remaining liquid.
                  There you are standing at the pot in the pub and there's a few dodgy looking geezers around, you're either going to get beaten up or touched up

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                    #19
                    Re: milkshake

                    IsItOver are you sure its just that you like to masturbate in mens toilets that you're confused with. :rolleyes

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                      #20
                      Peni Pads

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