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Trivia, Trauma, Joy…..

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    #11
    Every atom has (in proportion to its size) a great deal of empty space between the nucleus and the particles orbiting it. If you removed this space, squashing all atoms in the world so that the protons, neutrons, electrons etc all touched each other, the entire mass of this planet would be compressed to the size of a football, shortly before the forces involved and heat generated caused a massive explosion.

    I'm trying to get organised while leading a team - this is causing me no end of stress, as the work piles in, and shows no signs of slowing down.

    I'm still alive, which is nice, and I'm getting married in 5 months time.

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      #12
      Trivia
      If you walk into a wall enough times, eventually the particles will align correctly and you will pass though.

      Trauma
      Its my birthday tomorrow and my wife has decided it is time to start breeding (with me)

      Joy
      I am married to the best woman on the planet... and she wants to start breeding (with me).

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        #13
        Oranges taste the same regardless of whether they are going down or coming back up.

        Oranges taste the same regardless of whether they are going down or coming back up.

        Oranges taste the same regardless of whether they are going down or coming back up.

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          #14
          Nice one!

          Kicking someone hurts them
          Kicking someone hurts them
          Kicking someone hurts them

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            #15
            It will soon be Christmas

            It will soon be Christmas

            It will soon be Christmas

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              It will soon be Christmas

              It will soon be Christmas

              It will soon be Christmas
              That is ONLY trauma....

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                #17
                Thought I would resurrect and see how far it goes this time around.....

                Trivia - Still managed to leave at 3pm despite arriving an hour late this morning

                Trauma - Got Personal Development Review with the boss I had a stand up row with the other week - hating permiedoom with a passion, and the contract market is pretty bleak in my sector right now

                Joy - Off to sunny France in a couple of weeks to recover from the appraisal.

                What's yours?

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                  #18
                  Trivia
                  My train was 30 minutes late today.

                  Trauma
                  My train was 30 minutes late today.

                  Joy
                  My train was not cancelled totally and soon I can start cycling again.

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                    #19
                    It's snowing again

                    It's fcking snowing again.

                    woohoo it's snowing again

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      It's snowing again

                      It's fcking snowing again.

                      woohoo it's snowing again
                      No it's not

                      No it's not

                      No it's not

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