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Virgins in Paradise

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    #11
    72 Wives

    It not just 72 wives! You also get supplied with 80,000 servants, plus a dome thingie decorated with pearls and other shiny stuff.

    And the thing that I like is that your new wives are guaranteed not to have been touched by a man OR A JINN!.

    I cant stand the thought of going sloppy seconds after a jinn!!!!!!

    I wonder if you get 72 mother in laws?

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    According to Islam, Palazzi goes on to say, there are 72 wives for every believer who is admitted to Heaven, and not only for a martyr. The proof is a hadith which is collected by at-Tirmidhi in "Sunan" (volume IV, chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah," Chapter 21: "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven," hadith 2687).

    It is also quoted by Ibn Kathir in his Tafsir (Koranic Commentary) of Surah ar-Rahman (55), ayah (verse) 72: "It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham Abdullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard the Prophet Muhammad (Allah's blessings and peace be upon him) saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.' Ibn Kathir explained in 'al-Bidayah wa an-Nihayah' that al-Jabiyyah is the name of a suburb of Damascus.

    "That those 72 wives are virgin is proved by the ayah 74 of the same Surah: "No man or jinn has ever touched them before." [...]

    www.amislam.com/virgins.htm

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      #12
      Re: 72 Wives

      Heaven for me would be 72 slappers with DD augmented breasts and a lot of practice in the porn industry.

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        #13
        Re: 72 Wives

        No wonder there seem to be so many muslims - that's a much better sales pitch than a friggin harp and a cloud.

        Perhaps the Bishop of Rome ought to think about using Satchi & Satchi.

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          #14
          Re: 72 Wives

          No wonder there seem to be so many muslims - that's a much better sales pitch than a friggin harp and a cloud.
          :lol :lol :lol

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            #15
            Re: 72 Wives

            over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.
            In England we call it "the sky".

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