Virgins in Paradise

**old guy** · 1 February 2005, 16:35

camels

Well I'm certainly familiar with the taste of camel's arse - have it very Saturday morning after a good sesh.

**sparklelard** · 1 February 2005, 16:36

Re: Virgils

Shouldn't that be 72 Virgils.

Can you image 72 Virgins. Once you've got through them all, you've probably got a d1ck like a piece of minced pork - ouch!

**fiddleabout** · 1 February 2005, 17:31

The camels

**bam70049** · 1 February 2005, 17:43

Re: Virgils

Given that the suicide bombers are promised 72 virgins. Does that mean that the female islamic martyrs are all lesbians.
Once in heaven and having gone through his allotted amount of virgins.
Can he blow himself up again to get another 72?

**AtW** · 1 February 2005, 18:00

Re: Virgils

Is it 77 or 77 in dec or oct bases? :rolleyes

**EddieC** · 1 February 2005, 18:08

Re: Virgils

The real question is how have they lasted so long as virgins? They must be very seriously ugly not to have managed to get a shag in heaven!

**old guy** · 1 February 2005, 18:08

virgins

Where do they come from anyway? Can't find any on terra firma. I've been looking.

**DodgyAgent** · 1 February 2005, 18:21

Re: virgins

Where do they come from anyway? Can't find any on terra firma. I've been looking.

Hull. It is easier to find virgins there because they are so ugly no one wants to shag them, and the men cannot afford alcohol.

**fiddleabout** · 1 February 2005, 19:35

Re: virgins

Given that the suicide bombers are promised 72 virgins. Does that mean that the female islamic martyrs are all lesbians.

There are male virgins too - bugger - I was just going to say ask Milan but he's just fathered a sprog!!

Oh well - ask DCJ - bugger - nope he must have spent 10 dorrahs by now.

Sprite boy's a ski instructor now

Oh well - maybe you're right after all.

Virgins in Paradise