Virgins in Paradise

Re: 72 Wives

over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.

In England we call it "the sky".

Re: 72 Wives

No wonder there seem to be so many muslims - that's a much better sales pitch than a friggin harp and a cloud.

:lol :lol :lol

Re: 72 Wives

No wonder there seem to be so many muslims - that's a much better sales pitch than a friggin harp and a cloud.

Perhaps the Bishop of Rome ought to think about using Satchi & Satchi.

Re: 72 Wives

Heaven for me would be 72 slappers with DD augmented breasts and a lot of practice in the porn industry.

72 Wives

It not just 72 wives! You also get supplied with 80,000 servants, plus a dome thingie decorated with pearls and other shiny stuff.

And the thing that I like is that your new wives are guaranteed not to have been touched by a man OR A JINN!.

I cant stand the thought of going sloppy seconds after a jinn!!!!!!

I wonder if you get 72 mother in laws?

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According to Islam, Palazzi goes on to say, there are 72 wives for every believer who is admitted to Heaven, and not only for a martyr. The proof is a hadith which is collected by at-Tirmidhi in "Sunan" (volume IV, chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah," Chapter 21: "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven," hadith 2687).

It is also quoted by Ibn Kathir in his Tafsir (Koranic Commentary) of Surah ar-Rahman (55), ayah (verse) 72: "It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham Abdullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard the Prophet Muhammad (Allah's blessings and peace be upon him) saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.' Ibn Kathir explained in 'al-Bidayah wa an-Nihayah' that al-Jabiyyah is the name of a suburb of Damascus.

"That those 72 wives are virgin is proved by the ayah 74 of the same Surah: "No man or jinn has ever touched them before." [...]

www.amislam.com/virgins.htm

Re: virgins

Given that the suicide bombers are promised 72 virgins. Does that mean that the female islamic martyrs are all lesbians.

There are male virgins too - bugger - I was just going to say ask Milan but he's just fathered a sprog!!

Oh well - ask DCJ - bugger - nope he must have spent 10 dorrahs by now.

Sprite boy's a ski instructor now

Oh well - maybe you're right after all.

Re: virgins

Where do they come from anyway? Can't find any on terra firma. I've been looking.

Hull. It is easier to find virgins there because they are so ugly no one wants to shag them, and the men cannot afford alcohol.

virgins

Where do they come from anyway? Can't find any on terra firma. I've been looking.

Re: Virgils

The real question is how have they lasted so long as virgins? They must be very seriously ugly not to have managed to get a shag in heaven!

Re: Virgils

Is it 77 or 77 in dec or oct bases? :rolleyes

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Given that the suicide bombers are promised 72 virgins. Does that mean that the female islamic martyrs are all lesbians.
Once in heaven and having gone through his allotted amount of virgins.
Can he blow himself up again to get another 72?

The camels

Re: Virgils

Shouldn't that be 72 Virgils.

Can you image 72 Virgins. Once you've got through them all, you've probably got a d1ck like a piece of minced pork - ouch!

camels

Well I'm certainly familiar with the taste of camel's arse - have it very Saturday morning after a good sesh.

Surely they're all whores now that so many of our Arab friends have got there first?

What's going to be left for us guys who live a normal long life?

:rolleyes